30 January 2007

Feelings...nothing more then feelings

A couple quick thoughts...

**Old people are always inviting you to Thanksgiving. Ask Q about it...

**I feel strange. Kind of like a loser...kind of happy...kind of unhappy...dont really know what that is all about.

**I think the reason I want to is because you don't want to. I know that makes no sense but i guess it is part of wanting what you cant have. See...i really think i dont want to either which is why my behavior is so strange.

I assume that someday I will have something to say

tweet tweet went the bird

23 January 2007

What is wrong with you people?

SHF is so wonderful and you bastards can use it and no one will sell your name to some junk mail guy and finally i can hear all that you long to say in nice little snippets. For christs sake....will ya just register? I am looking at you peeps and sklimps and newbie...you folks who comment on the old blog-o-rama. Do me a favor and post somethin will ya?

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21 January 2007

...And stop making fun of the Capybara!

Here we sit..waiting for the snow to stop. I know what you are thinking, "Weren't you doing that last weekend Bird?" Why yes, yes I was. Hey Sklimps, what's that snow record we are about to break??

So, while Non and Q play chess and we watch the Bears stick it to the Saints I started browsing the interweb for fun stories that arent about how streets in Denver still havent been plowed (do people in Fairbanks complain about this?).

While reading I was reminded of why i like those crazy South American countries.

Chavez to U.S.: "Go To hell, gringos!"

This is hi-larious. i mean, sure Chavez is a maniac, but how cool is it that he just called us all gringos?! Can you even imagine the fire storm that would occur if our president did something like that? I mean, he cant even call a reporter a major league asshole (even though we all know reporters are the biggest bags of shit ever, whether they are working for the evil liberal media or the evil conservative media...) without people freaking out.

Ah, i hope chavez is around for a bit so he can say more crazy things...Does that make me a bad person?

16 January 2007

Animals are Gross

Happy MLK day everyone (yes yes I know, yesterday.) I celebrated by eating a philly cheesesteak sandwich with Q, going to the zoo for free and getting some tires rotated.

"Zoo for free?" you say, "How is that possible?" I will tell you my pretties...

Colorado Free Day of course.

It was a balmy 19 degrees out and hardly anyone was there. I kinda like and kinda hate the zoo. Q and i were discussing it last night and i think that because we have to pay for it we expect lots of entertainment from the animals; but in reality-they mostly just sit around and stare back at us. Or, in the winter, they hide out in their shelters. No matter...it was a good time. I saw my new favorite animal; a red panda.

These guys look like cartoon animals and make the cutest sounds ever.

I also saw the most disgusting thing I have ever seen...and I have some nasty friends so that is saying alot. We were in the Primate Pagoda (or some other stupid alliteration) checking out the apes and there was this gorilla there who's name was Jim. He looked alot like this:

Without the carrot. See, he didnt need a carrot becuase he was eating his own vomit.

Yeah, nice....see-food salad.

I thought he was eating his poop but one of the Anthro students there watching him said that he had just thrown up. He spent a couple minutes muching away and then sat back. I was staring at him thinking, damn you Charles Darwin, when the ape leans over, throws up and starts eating...again! Gross! He finished up and did it a third time, looking very content I might add. Now, before you bring up the whole cow/cud thing, let me point out that a gorilla is not a ruminant, which are cud chewing mammals. Jim was just bored and had nothing better to do, what with the cold temps and the foot of snow in his play yard. I can say this, i hope I am never so bored that all there is to do is eat my own vomit over and over again.

Speaking of eating...lunchtime...

03 January 2007

A Quick One While He's Away

Here is a nifty little thing from Zefrank

Soon both Q and myself will have exciting "Porn Store Tour" and the very first "Versus: Head to Head Battle" posts. Check here and at DO NOT READ THIS for all the fun.

Also, happy new years to you all. I hope it brings joy and blah blah fill in the rest for yourself.

As for me, 07 will be the year i finally get to DC to see various family and friends and space like items. Also, a job, please lord i dont believe in...give me a job!!

peas to you