I dont want to freak you guys out but tomorrow is Christmas Eve. Yeah, that's right, only one more shopping day left and...i havent received cards or gifts from most of you.
I am a little disappointed. I mean, you guys know I dont expect much but come on....not even a crappy holiday "newsletter."
You better get your act together or Santa will break into your house and take a crap on your tree skirt.
Tweet tweet goes the xmas bird