I Got Me an Edgeucashion

I was talking with a co-worker about having a little file with all sorts of nasty grammar information tucked away for future reference. She mentioned the OWL, Purdue's Online Writing Lab...

B: "How does that spell OWL?"
N: "O-online, W-writing, L-lab..."
B: "Oh god, i was thinking ORL R-righting..." Success-showing up for work Failure-being so sick you embarrass yourself

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