So...i have been drinking...excuse this post.
Slim, Laser and I were sitting around drinking, as we sometimes do...
Scoot was asking about her name. Upset that she had to be called scoot even though we all agreed that scoot was a cute name and Scoot is, easily, the cutest person I know. Really, i cant even explain this to people. Not cute like oh, hello kitty...but cute like...holy fucking shit that is so goddamn cute....god be buggered that's a big ass fajita plate cute!
So...Scoot decided that she wanted to be called:
Yo! I'm a badass mo fo kick your sweet behind from here to
Tinglewood bitch I fucking own your shit, aka Scoot.
Wow....that is a long name but what ever YIBMFKYSBFHTBIFOYS aka Scoot wants, she gets.
Scoot also did this...several times.
There were a number of great phrases that were passed around but my drunken mind has forgotten them all. Slim...laser...help me out eh???
sleepy bird say