28 February 2007

Lunchtime Means Blogtime

"Scientists use computer to control bird's flight"

Get the F*%^ outta my brain you damn scientists!

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The NHL trade deadline came and went with the Avalanche declaring to the world,
"I think I will have another beer, thanks and could i get somethi.....oh crap, the deadline! I had forgotten all about this season."

I know most of you could give two craps about the NHL at this point and I can relate a bit. I have been a big time hockey slacker this season. My fantasy team is languishing in the bottom of the league and I hardly know what is going on anymore. What i do know is that the avs re-acquired Scott Parker from San Jose. Yeah, re-read that and let it sink in. I have no idea what the Avs were thinking. I mean, none at all. I could try and write something clever but really, Lord Stanley did a better job. Check out his comments here.

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Speaking of Hockey...

Q let me in on a set of emails between him and his co-worker Pile; for your amusement...

----- Original Message -----
From: Pile
To: Bulldog; Munpe Q
Sent: Wed Feb 28 12:39:18 2007
Subject: Tony Granato

Is eating across from me in Subway.

----- Original Message -----
From: Pile
To: Bulldog; Munpe Q
Sent: Wed Feb 28 12:47:15 2007
Subject: Re: Tony Granato

Joel Quenville just walked in.

----- Original Message -----
From: Munpe Q
To: Pile
Sent: Wed Feb 28 12:48:27 2007
Subject: Re: Tony Granato


Tell him to quit fucking up the Avs defense.

----- Original Message -----
From: Pile
To: Munpe Q
Sent: Wed Feb 28 12:49:32 2007
Subject: Re: Tony Granato

I just let him cut in front of me at the soda machine.

----- Original Message -----
From: Munpe Q
To: Pile
Sent: Wed Feb 28 12:50:06 2007
Subject: Re: Tony Granato

Check him into the lids.

----- Original Message -----
From: Pile
To: Munpe Q
Sent: Wed Feb 28 12:50:48 2007
Subject: Re: Tony Granato

Nice. Hip check into the chips. Film at 10.

------Original Message------
From: Munpe Q
To: Pile
Sent: Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:52:05 2007
Subject: Re: Tony Granato

Poke check him in the junk.

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Ahh yes....the poke check...


Enjoy that snow all you Denverites.

~B

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