Melon Farmer

Sure, yeah it's the Olympics and everything...I like handball and synchronized swimming during these two weeks as much as the next person, but there is no way i want to sit through a qualifying and semifinal round. Jesus, wake me up for the medals you know.

So watching a movie on basic cable, which means they have to take out all the fuckers and shits and dickheads. Sometimes they just remove the offending word...leaving silence and moving lips. More often they replace the word with some ridiculous phrase. It often adds an element of unintentional comedy when this happens, as was the case tonight when Samuel L. Jackson called Bruce Willis a "racist melon farmer."

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